one car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, the people die。
You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!
hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
这些只是些关于这样中式英语的搞笑翻译，但是类似这样的错误在雅思写作中经常会发生，比如在我们生活的国家中仍然可以见到的错误也有很多：
1，To take notice of safe: The slippery are very crafty. = Be careful, slippery slopes. (小心路滑。)
7，Please come down from your bicycle. = Please dismount from your bicycle.
8，If you have trouble ask for the policeman. 或 If in trouble find police = In case of trouble, dial the police.
9，Being urgent call 110 quickly. (北京) = In cases of emergency, please call 110. (110 = 中国大陆报案电话，等同香港的999)
之所以给大家这样的例子，是让大家可以好好的思考自己在写作中是否也有类似的错误，那么在我的写作课上一定会给大家讲到这样的严重的问题。